My summer has been amazing so far. If you’re a loser guy all the other months of the year, June through August seems to be especially hard for some reason. I’m having so much fun laughing at all the extra needy emails I’ve been getting while I’ve been away! I will never understand how grown men can be such attention whores HAAA! I guess for a lot of you negative attention is always much better than no attention at all.
Judging by all of the EXTRA tiny dick pics you sluts have flooded my inbox with and the one “totes straight” panty boy who wants me to teach him to forget about his dick and turn his “pussy-ass into a goldmine” it looks like I’m going to be twisting a lot of pre-bent minds even more! I’m available most of the weekend.
*Super Awesome Jerk it for Jensen Rate: 20 min for $40
This is the emergency number for all of you slaves to your own hands, dildos, prostate milking toys, tease and denial sessions with Me, whatever… 202-567-7687.
The only requirements I have when using my emergency number are:
- You have to be 21 or older
- When calling, introduce yourself with this line: “Bless me Princess, I’m full of jizz. My last orgasm was:(fill in the blank).
Simple enough, right? Screw up the line and you’ve just earned yourself regular rates, plus a public humiliation assignment or 5.
Must be 21+ to call
1-888-744-9407 or 202-567-7687
